- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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