I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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