How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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