- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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