Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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