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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Roses are red.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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