- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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