- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

joke under this line wins _________________________

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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