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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Adam Chebali has no life

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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