WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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