- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A chicken walks into a barn.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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