My mum is called Steve

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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belly button

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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