a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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My mum is called Steve

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belly button

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Anti Joke

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