how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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