- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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