Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Whats white? A fridge

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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