- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

This is a joke.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

what tall and looks like a jew?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Feminism

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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