- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How many light bulbs? 1

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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