What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Your mom is so nice.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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