How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Feminism

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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