300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Shea's sty....

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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So a seal walks into a club.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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