What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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all jokes aside...

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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