- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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