- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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