- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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