- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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