- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Your Mother

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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