Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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