What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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eden stop

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Cancer.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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