- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Asians.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Horse with a chair on his head.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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