Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

why is pie good. because it just is.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Once upon a time

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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