What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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