Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why did? Yes

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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