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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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