- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

all jokes aside...

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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