- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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