What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Nickelback

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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