Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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