- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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