whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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The game.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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