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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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