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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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