A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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