João Duarte reads this.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Testicles.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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