- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

I'm hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Please Rape William Wright

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Hello

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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