- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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