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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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My mom

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Anti Joke

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