There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Your Mother

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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