what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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