What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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