Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Women's rights...

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Haha, I get it..

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Actually it was me Josh brown

meh

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

You idiot.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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