- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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