- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's the difference between a duck?

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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