- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Your mom.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

It says so on your cap.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what do you call a black guy african american

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

don't read this

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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