How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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