- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

It says so on your cap.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Your mom.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Knock knock

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

woman's rights

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what do you call a black guy african american

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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