I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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boys

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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