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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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