- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

roses are red violets are indigo

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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