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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

why did sally drown cause she was black

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

So FDR walks into a bar.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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