- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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