yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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more like nig!

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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