- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

do you have a wife?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??