Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Donald Trump

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you spell eight? 8

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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