person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

So one time there was this woman learning...

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

A women walks into a kitchen.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

Vagina Boob

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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