If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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kushagra tyagi

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Oh s***

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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