- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

The global news

Justin with a hat.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

women's rights

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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