When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Diarrhea

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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