A person from Singapore eats

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

politically correct!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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