- Anti Joke

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.