- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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