Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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